|Just some of the famous readers|
|My fabulous checkers-in|
|Me, having issues--check out the patented pen-grip|
Despite my ergonomic pen-grip, I wrote some oddball things in your books. For one thing, I didn't seem to be able to form exclamation points. They all came out as almost-question-marks. As in, "Thank you for your friendship?" and "Thank you for reading?" and "Happy summer reading?" No wonder Suzanne Collins resorted to a signature stamp when my 12YO went to her Hunger Games book "signing"! With her gabillion copies to "sign," that would have been a lot of "May the odds be ever in your favor?"
|Two church "librarians" I haven't yet alienated|
|Reading Chapter One and thinking I really shouldn't have used the word "detritus"|